Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Week 10 – The Quickie


Week 10 was very uneventful and over before it began. Only three members of the Local 505 were on the line tonight as Harper and Kriefski were M.I.A.  Kriefski's bank score earned him top gun this week as he continued to stretch his lead on the team. Only 100 shells left to improve your scores.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Mr. Most Improved


Meet Harps. Shawn is four-year veteran of the Local 505 and has earned the 2008 Most Improved Clay Buster Award. His Beretta has gotten hot the last 4 weeks and is shooting well above his average. Keep wishing those birds a Happy Birthday Harps! 

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Week 9 - Task Force Thunder


The United Clay Busters of America were honored to have Iowa National Guard Staff Sergeant, Adam Akers join them on a recent sortie. Adam serves with the I-133rd Infantry, Task Force Thunder, and just returned from a 12-month mission in Kosovo. Adam's presence brought good luck to John who earned Top Gun this week. In other news, Hanke only trails Schmalz by two birds is the highly contested "Race for Third Place." Only three weeks remain. 

Sometimes, We Count More Than Just Birds

After the birds have been shattered and the scores tallied, the Clay Busters are known to head to the clubhouse for a little refreshment and relaxation. Most often, this means cold cans of your favorite barley pop. Occasionally, it means the enjoyment of some of venison. And from time to time, it means enjoying a little 500.

Now for those of you who don't know your Butler County Rules from your Franklin County Rules, we'll keep this simple. 500 is a trump-based game, with partners, that involves bidding and trick-taking. But more to the point, it involves cunning, guile and a heaping helping of smack talk.

And on this recent Tuesday night, the Veteran Iowegians were outgunned by the Novice Wisconsinites. Steeped in their own cultural tradition of Sheepshead (the preferred card game of the Badger State) and Euchre (what you play when you don't have enough people or have had one too many barley pops), the Wisconsin team took two of three games in this battle of wits.

We're proud to share this pastime with our readers, and equally proud to announce that Dane County Rules are forthcoming - likely to include the elimination of the joker and the incredibly lame "No Trump" call - as well as other general improvements to this fine game.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Race For Third Place


Everyone knows the Local 505 is united and focused on winning the club championship. With that said, there is a close race developing for third place on the team. The UCB sophomores, Schmalz and Hanke's scores are only separated by eight birds. While third place will never get your name on the traveling trophy it will make for a somewhat interesting next four weeks.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Week 8 - Shake and Bake


Week 8 is in the books – Krull and Kriefski tied for top guns. Our team average slipped a bit but we may still move up in our class. An honorable mention to Brother Hanke for following UCB Code: 23675-wife-bday. It's always wise to reference the UCB manual when facing decisions like this and wisely using your bank score. Only four weeks left in the Championship Chase.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Week 7 Report


The weather was superb for Week 7 and the birds were flying and dying. The really good news is the UCB team scores are averaging five-to-six birds higher since the implementation of our new program, "5-Card Draw" (see June 23 posting). The UCB Top Gun for Week 7 was Kriefski. And props also go out to Mike for being tied for 3rd place in the chase for the overall Club Top Gun Championship. Good luck in bringing home the title.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

We're Moving On Up…


The United Clay Busters found out their team ranking tonight for the first half of the season and it's AA. No this isn't Alcoholics Anonymous, it's the ranking for the top six teams in the league. Even though the UCB fell behind the other AA teams for the first half – Week 7 is like starting over. The slate has been cleared and all UCB needs to do is win the second half and they'll be in a shoot out for Club Champions. Hats off to Harps for shooting well above his average the last two weeks and help push the team into the AA category. We can do this Brothers!

'05: C Division
'06: B Division
'07 A Division
'08 AA Division

Saturday, July 5, 2008

The Apprentice


To celebrate our Independence and enjoy the freedoms under the Second Ammendment, Ryan and I headed to the trap fields. I thought we would ease into shooting but Ryan quickly began busting the clay. After 25 warm up shells he was on the line shooting with the men.  The boy has a great stance and a very smooth gun. The UCB future looks bright.